"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me (via feellng)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 


Mildly sexual blog ♥
"Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you"
10 word story (via sassyfag)